Friday, 13 October 2006
That's right! What better way to enjoy the cock skills of some near-mythic Master Shagger indulging in his hour-long devotion to cunnilingus as he prays religiously at the temple of my punany, before pounding me senseless for several hours with his multi-functional cock than a nice blast of Clapton? Particularly when he was with Blind Faith. Blimey, it's a turn on! I have it on 8-Track cartridge you know - aren't they brilliant? [For younger readers - most of you, I'm guessing, as anyone with even a vaguely developed mind wouldn't be seen *dead* reading my astonishingly bad sex phrases like "multi-functional cock" or "temple of punany". Well, what did you expect? Belle de Jour?? - the idea of 8-Track Cartridges was that they would play continuously in a figure of eight fashion - on and on and on, ad infinitum - a bit like my puerile sex witterings, in fact....]So you won't miss a second of the ginormous seeing to you're being given by some hefty, well-hung Best Boy because there's no need to get up halfway through the LP to turn the tape over as you would with a conventional compact cassette - Corking, eh?
Now all I need is an 8-Track Cartridge Machine to play it on....
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