tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post6521755908318664037..comments2023-11-03T05:58:04.819-07:00Comments on Robert Swipe: This Is The Modern World...Robert Swipehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08111821104822486044noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-10044314341917054832006-09-26T05:44:00.000-07:002006-09-26T05:44:00.000-07:00he probably ran out of matches mate!! couldn't let...he probably ran out of matches mate!! couldn't let it go out? It's a bugger trying to light it back up in public ain't it bob?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-58276272015333634412006-09-26T05:55:00.000-07:002006-09-26T05:55:00.000-07:00sounds like a haunted (between two brackets) kind ...sounds like a haunted (between two brackets) kind of soul.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-71006253049549249672006-09-26T07:26:00.000-07:002006-09-26T07:26:00.000-07:00Kids are different today.Kids are different today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-8155035041199942312006-09-26T07:29:00.000-07:002006-09-26T07:29:00.000-07:00"It's a bugger trying to light it back up in publi..."It's a bugger trying to light it back up in public ain't it bob?"<br><br>As an "E" addict, I wouldn't really know. Thery're strong enough as it is without lighting the buggers Jifster....<br><br>Yes, he said something about needing something to steady his nerves before engaging the MRI scanner - and did I not realise that Nuclear Medicine was the most stressful of the modern health professions?? now I come to think of it....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-23432237048251749022006-09-26T07:30:00.000-07:002006-09-26T07:30:00.000-07:00"Kids are different today."I hear every mother say..."Kids are different today."<br><br>I hear every mother say...<br><br><br><br><br>[let's see if we can get the whole lyric up.....]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-42119544220737444072006-09-26T07:56:00.000-07:002006-09-26T07:56:00.000-07:00Wasn't it "The kids are alright"?Wasn't it "The kids are alright"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-26948781423545448572006-09-26T07:58:00.000-07:002006-09-26T07:58:00.000-07:00"they just don't appreciate that you get tired..."..."they just don't appreciate that you get tired..."<br><br>something about a steak, can't remember the rest. A rather mean song, I can't help thinking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-61320682472263188982006-09-26T08:07:00.000-07:002006-09-26T08:07:00.000-07:00THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: After much thought,...THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: After much thought, Mr Swipe has decided to do a 'Hippy themed' podcast, he might have to grow his hair a bit longer first though?....great idea Bob, DO IT!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-59389113289444202792006-09-26T08:38:00.000-07:002006-09-26T08:38:00.000-07:00"...he might have to grow his hair a bit longer fi..."...he might have to grow his hair a bit longer first though?...."<br><br>As I'm completely bald JDumpster, that would probably be a good idea....<br><br>You will be responsible for "medicining" me, naturally...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-11170982289105864582006-09-26T09:01:00.000-07:002006-09-26T09:01:00.000-07:00I think it's...."So she buys a frozen cake and she...I think it's....<br><br>"So she buys a frozen cake and she buys some frozen steaks.." Billster.<br><br>A great line - the alienating blandness of modern consumer capitalism coalescing with the Mother's drug-induced numbness in the icy frozen food metaphor...It is a nasty song, unsympathetic little song, but then they were turned into pariahs a bit by the moral majority, so I suppose yopu can see why they'd lash out occasionally.<br><br>He could do a great lyric when he put his mind to it could old Nagger Jagger.<br><br>Back Street Girl (Between the Buttons) is great.<br><br>Doncha Bother Me No More from Aftermath has the lovely, 60s encapsulating line,<br><br>"All the clubs and the bars and the little red cars/Trying to get high but not know ing why...."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-60926673807614834822006-09-26T10:29:00.000-07:002006-09-26T10:29:00.000-07:00hair hormone growth kit on stand by! Oh, plus stim...hair hormone growth kit on stand by! Oh, plus stims??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-35101507961505681312006-09-26T10:47:00.000-07:002006-09-26T10:47:00.000-07:00Apparently if you rub Baby Bio (liquid plant food)...Apparently if you rub Baby Bio (liquid plant food) into your ailing locks/balding pate - it stimulates hair growth. I remember seeing it on Nationwide around 1976 - some old git called Fred who grew giant tomatoes discovered it and wrote in. I think he was interviewed by the old charm-sampler himself Frank 'mine's a g' Bough. Bless. Do you remember the other one - Bernard thingy actually ate a spider sandwich - live! Jesus H - such entertainment!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-17396324609677671722006-09-26T11:05:00.000-07:002006-09-26T11:05:00.000-07:00imagine that, a head full of tomato plant.imagine that, a head full of tomato plant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-28421877915839260922006-09-26T11:39:00.000-07:002006-09-26T11:39:00.000-07:00As a licensed dispenser of 'Mother's Little Helper...As a licensed dispenser of 'Mother's Little Helpers' I bloody love that song and often hum it as I'm dispensing them. No-one's got the reference yet thoughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-84204030413511493272006-09-26T13:24:00.000-07:002006-09-26T13:24:00.000-07:00Bernard Falk - that's it. Howesy - you're going a...Bernard Falk - that's it. <br><br>Howesy - you're going all left field again.<br><br>Realdoc - that's fabulous. <br><br>Goodness - I've taken over the responsibility of Bob's blog without meaning to. He's up the arse(nal) tonight so I'm sure he won't mind a washed up old ex-Stones groupie like me standing in for him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-49265346411593480302006-09-26T16:49:00.000-07:002006-09-26T16:49:00.000-07:00I don't want to be pedantic, but what the hell...M...I don't want to be pedantic, but what the hell...<br><br>MRI or Magnetic Resonance Imaging is not Nuclear Medicine. Instead of using good old traditional radiation, it is based on magnetic fields and radio waves. I mean how is that going to work? It'll never catch on.<br><br>Radiation is our Friend.<br><br>As any fule kno.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-45328184697420234062006-09-26T22:45:00.000-07:002006-09-26T22:45:00.000-07:00what! Howesy going left field again? he keeps doin...what! Howesy going left field again? he keeps doing that to me!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-5423557062098993142006-09-26T22:50:00.000-07:002006-09-26T22:50:00.000-07:00Oh and Bob, the shows gotta open with "something i...Oh and Bob, the shows gotta open with "something in the air" you know the one 'Thunderclap newman' *right on*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-12293562870286788472006-09-26T23:18:00.000-07:002006-09-26T23:18:00.000-07:00Jif - have a story about that song - shall I e ma...Jif - have a story about that song - shall I e mail it to you and then you can talk about it on your pod?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-85019876895272525882006-09-27T05:22:00.000-07:002006-09-27T05:22:00.000-07:00As any fule kno (he's ace that Stray Photon)As I a...As any fule kno (he's ace that Stray Photon)<br><br>As I am not blogging...here is a poem thingy:<br><br>*Ah, chillum.*<br><br>Yes..I know...I've got writer's block. It isn't my best.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-68095526272417053292006-09-27T08:03:00.000-07:002006-09-27T08:03:00.000-07:00We've had microdots, spliffs and tomato plants in ...We've had microdots, spliffs and tomato plants in recent topics. What about banana skins?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-65321863436416815992006-09-27T10:31:00.000-07:002006-09-27T10:31:00.000-07:00Ooops - I've just slipped!Ooops - I've just slipped!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-1667150649977290792006-09-27T12:28:00.000-07:002006-09-27T12:28:00.000-07:00Hmph.I come round here to talk about spliffs, and ...Hmph.<br><br>I come round here to talk about spliffs, and you're all gabbing on about some song I don't know.<br><br>*googles*<br><br>Ah, that'll be where Martgaret Atwood ripped off her 'Bring Back Mom: An Invocation' from. You learn something new...<br><br>Anyhow.<br><br>The singer* from Alabama 3 had a spliff or two on stage last night.<br><br>*wouldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-68997520613734280622006-09-27T14:11:00.000-07:002006-09-27T14:11:00.000-07:00You talking 'bout 'The Chosen One', Spinny?You talking 'bout 'The Chosen One', Spinny?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858671672101841909.post-64006935601762336652006-09-27T23:15:00.000-07:002006-09-27T23:15:00.000-07:00crikey! the comments section of this particular en...crikey! the comments section of this particular entry have really taken off haven't they? must be high??? *Bob* what you up to?????????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com