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Friday, 31 October 2008

"With all respect to heaven..."

L.U.V. on y'all,

Once was Bob





  1. Dearest Bob,
    With the utmost respect:
    "If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
    Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
    There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
    As revealed to St John the Divine
    See also Mary Hopkin
    She must despair"
    To quote Half Man Half Biscuit's Shit arm Bad Tatto...

    Otherwise, Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens...

    And there's more where that came from Jim. X

  2. what was all that weird cod-morrisey dancing you did in the "spike - live at the red lion 1991" video? Were you freebasing scouring powder again that night?

  3. @Rev. Howes: as you'll see by the two lickle bunny ears either side of the words, I'm actually quoting the very wonderful Marilynne Robinson here, and tis she (her?) wot is (mis) quoteth the Good Book, not I (me?) Geddit!?

    And I quoth:

    "For verrily, it had come unto pass that mine brother for he is an hairy man and I am but an smooth man - and the Laird respondeth (returneth of post) 'yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil - although the same can't be said of a midweek away trip to Rochdale. Dirty northern *bastards*!"

    Bob, 2:2, Revelation[s] (5-5 on aggregate - Bob goes through on the away goals rule...)

    But seriously, you should have a look at the Robinson book. I hear her brother Smokey is, if anything, even better...

    @steve field: My good God - as I live and breathe! As the Good Book sayeth, "I was blind, but now I can see"...erm...I was short but now I am tall...I was bald, but now I have hair...." (Something like that...)

    He always was a dab hand between the sticks though, even though he only had little ones. (Hands, that is - not sticks.



    p.s. Who won? Is it time to break open the Sam Cooke records?? Or the oven chips?