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Monday, 10 March 2008

BoyTron...





Marrissa slipped a sleek steel blue kimono on over her crimson bodice and ran to the door, a tiny tingle of excitement starting up in the hollow of her inner thigh. Maybe this was it, the package she'd been waiting for. Oh, what bliss to come, she thought and heard the cheesy, saccharine lilt of the refrain from the commercial running through her head...

BoyTron pumps away...
'Til the batteries run out...


The dwarf class Delivery Droid at the door held the tall box vertically in its stainlees steel claw. She hastily shoved a tip credit into its silver abdomen and grabbed the elongated box and hastily planted it inside the hall. Door closed, she dragged it along the hallway and into the bedroom that gave on to the vestibule, then tried to lift it. My, this is *heavy* - she thought, the tingle that had started in her inner thigh now working its way steadily up to her abdomen where she now felt a burning clench, a fearsome raunch that made her feel quite suddenly shocked at her own appetite. With an enormous heave, she launched the box on to the bed and began feverishly to wrestle with the thick bronze staples and wide strips of tape holding the box secure.

Eventually freeing the top of the box after some effort, she peeled aside two or three layers of tissue paper and there he was; the BoyTron; Luxury Series IIa, fully mobile mandibles (as standard), roto pelvis function, extra-regular size, black model. The peachy fuzzed surface caught the soft blue light from her bedside tan dispenser, soft hairs rippling around its abdomen. BoyTron's face looked back up at her, slightly sad, but with what appeared to be the beginnings of a playful smile about to spread across its coal-dark face. She fumbled with the instructions - why did they always put the English version halfway through?? - and quickly located the discretely secluded opening into which she would insert the lovingly cradled token in her palm and bring the Boytron to life...

BoyTron pumps away
'Til the batteries run out...


Gently, Marrissa clasped BoyTron's pretty-plump biceps and gently rolled him onto his side, pulling the box away and allowing it to fall will-nilly on the floor beside the bed. She lay him on his back once more, spread her knees and allowed the shimmering blue kimono to slide down her back and arms and fall like a shiny turquoise puddle about her on the sheets. Edging her way up Boytron, the token gripped between her long-nailed fingers, Marrissa felt with her little pinky for the delicate indenture of the slot. Hovering over him now, she touched the token to the top of the slot and with deliberately slow, sensuous sychronization slid the token and herself down, down, down...

BoyTron pumps away
'Til the batteries run out...


Pump, pump, pump...




L.U.V. on y'all,

Bob








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Thursday, 6 March 2008

Alvin Starburst...






Starburst over London

I fell out of the sky

Lost among the humanoids

They never told me why...




Your Alvin vay sed. And so Alvin I become. Stood vare in me fishnets n bovver boots, a stoled zippy coat me only comfort from ver frightful cold feelings ov me extratrestial bod. 'Alvin', I mouved back at ver gang ov scruffs assembled about me, gorpin and gaspin at ver twin artbeats palpin away like billy O, me alien ness plainly visible beneaf me see-froo blars. So vis is Erf, I smiled ter me lonesome. Erf is a shit-ole, I funked, just like vey sed it would be - orrible grey stuff smered wiv white tubes wot pong like a sewer, paper rags streamin every here n vivver n evry wall wiv sumfing writted on it. Erf, you stink, I fort - might even ave whispered it under me bref. You stink of shit but you are ome, I fort.






Gubby, iz name woz Gubby, I fink, e was ver boldest of em, e reached out iz umanoid and n seemed a little took of aback ter find me skin not to much differenter van is own - smoover, paler, synfetically enhanced vo it were. Ardened against vizical pain to a degree iz pasty flesh could never not be, but still as vulnerable as any umanoid to ver chilly cold of ver wind. 'Eaty', e sed, 'Eaty'...Gubby kep on repeatin ver same silly word wot ad no meaning as far as me recepta banks and dayterstream rezorses was concerned -'Eating' bein the closest match to come up on me mindscroll. E finks I must be ungry, I spose, I reasoned, knowin vey'd most like gorped n gasped in orror n delight as me spasecraft ship plummetid like a cone into ver mud grey slimey slew of water into what I had crashed. 'Yes please, Mister Sir', I sed to him in me best Erf aksent as like I had been tort in all vose lessons to prepare me for me mishon. 'I is very ungry Sir, n food would be ver just delightful fing, if it pleezes, sir, fank you sir.." Gubby giv me a funny look, iz ed slightly ter one side and sed 'Nah' *Eaty*, not 'Eaty'. Yer know; 'Eaty - Fo nome'...




Erf can be confuzin sumtimes, carn't it?




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Bob




















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