[Parkinson theme, applause, Parky sashays down steps and sits down. To camera:]
Parky: Good evening, my first guest this evening...mumble mumble...incomprehensible slur...cramming the last 14 syllables into one at the end of a sentence ...something about Barnsley...."they f**k you up, your Mum and Dad..."...Geoffrey Boycott maiden test century...lazen gelmen, Mr. Philip Larkin...
[Philip Larkin sashays down the stairs as the Ronnie Hazlehurst Orchestra plays a jazzy arrangement of the Damned's 'I Just Can't Be Happy Today'...]
Parky: Nice to have you on the show, Philip...
Larkers: Tosspots.
Parky: Ladies and gentlemen - Mr. Philip Larkin!
[audience applause, exit theme....]
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