The Wedding...

I told you all about Olga, didn't I? Olga was the Russian bride I inadvertently bought over the internet for 30,000 roubles (with a transferable Sibneft share option buy-out clause redeemable up to and including the 4th quarter 2014/15 - yes, it was a most romantic courtship!) Well, she scrubbed up quite well after a fairly expensive detox/lousing treatment and, removing her carefully from the potato sack she'd arrived in (it was stamped DKNY from a delible ink potato print, mind - no tat for this girl!) and draping a few more becoming fragments about her sinewy frame, she looked - in a word - *adorable*! So,