Clegg refuses to withdraw "noncepan" slur...

Nick Clegg, the deputy Prime Minister, has astonished colleagues and the Westminster media scrum as footage released on YouTube has revealed him launching a frenzied verbal attack on the Labour Leadership. Among an incredible list of freshly minted terms of abuse, the 5 minute litany of hate-filled biled contained the choice insults such as 'noncebag', 'clit-face', 'spatula-cock' and 'rim-tongue breath, as Clegg pulled no punches in welcoming the new leader of the shadow cabinet to the fray.