Subscribe to my feed...

Thursday, 16 November 2006

Pee Search of the Month...

Regular readers will know that I am a frequent and enthusiastic reader of my own site meter. Indeed, as the quality of the material I post up no doubt demonstrates, it's about the only pleasure left to be had on this sad, withering old blog. Aside from one or two incomprehnsibly loyal readers (for which, cheers Dickster and Istser the Twister the Hasta la...come on, you know the rest by now, surely...), my statistics suggest that a significant percentage of you (c. 88.9%, as it goes) have been directed here via a google search. Of those, a staggering 99.47% have come to us through a google search for the word 'pee'. So in order to welcome these new found, piss-searchers and to make up for the paucity of micturation-related content here, I thought I'd introduce a new feature, just for all you wee-wee fans out there.

Introducing, Pee search of the Month!!!!!!:

Domain Name ? (Commercial)
IP Address 24.97.35.# (Road Runner Commercial)
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : New York
City : Albany
Lat/Long : 42.6706, -73.7791 (Map)

Language English (United States)
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 6.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)
Javascript version 1.3
Monitor Resolution : 1024 x 768
Color Depth : 32 bits

Time of Visit Nov 16 2006 3:18:32 pm
Last Page View Nov 16 2006 3:18:32 pm
Visit Length 0 seconds
Page Views 1
Referring URL
Search Engine
Search Words pee
Visit Entry Page http://rswipe.blogsp..._rswipe_archive.html
Visit Exit Page http://rswipe.blogsp..._rswipe_archive.html
Out Click
Time Zone UTC-5:00
Visitor's Time Nov 16 2006 3:18:32 pm
Visit Number 64,936

Thank you visitor #64,936 - and God bless all those who piss on you!

Bobcasts now available at iTunes!!

click here to hear our regular Bobcasts!!

Subscribe to The Robert Swipe Show

© 2006 Swipe Enterprises


  1. Sorry to disappoint you again Robert but that was me using a proxy.

  2. As visitor 65,194 I just wanted to say I just had a pee. Now I need a cofffee so will probably have to pee again soon.

  3. Dear Dr Robert. I keep on wanting to pee every 5-10 minutes. Does this mean I'm a diabetic?

  4. Oh Bob-ee
    You make me want to
    Me likeeee
    To weeee
    Just you and me
    Doing the weeeeee
    Over me
    With Bacardiiiii
    And tofeeeeee
    Breezer 'Buieeeeeee

  5. Dear Istvanski!

    It depends on your coffee to chocolate ratio.

  6. Now I'm starting to get worried about RoMo...At least she hasn't mentioned dogging and the gimp mask...yet!

  7. Are you taking the pee? I came here as a result of one of Istvanski's DEPcasts.

  8. Apologies fellow bloggers - I was in a silly mood last night - it's meant to be read in a Pam Ayres voice by the way.

    Back off to work - 4th weekend in a row - roll on delivery day on Wednesday then life can return to normal for a bit.

  9. Bun in the oven eh? Congratulations.

  10. Dick - what on EARTH are you going on about? No. No buns. No rolls. No buttered scones. No nothing. Just work.

  11. Ooops another faux pas. Naughty Dick.

  12. Naughty Dick spreading scurrilous rumours - a smacked botttom for you.

  13. I don't know what it is with me rm. I hear the word delivery and I either think pizza or nappies.

  14. They come to my site looking for LEONA LEWIS. That or BOOBIE MILK. Sometimes they come looking for both. LOVE YOUR PODCAST!! Your echo chamber sounds great!!