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Wednesday, 20 December 2006

Camera Obscura...

Hi, you probably don't know me. I'm Bob's half sister Roberta. Or people call me 'Berta for short, especially if they're in a hurry. Anyway, I've been asked to take over Bob's blog as he's been knighted or something and has taken to swanning around with Prince Charles, Stephen Fry and Keith Allen and all those other establishment bods.

Well, truth is, I'm a bit busy myself really, being as I am a global celebrity wannabe and aspiring Glenda Stefanni style pop legend and all. But you know Bob - he can be very persuasive....(and, more to the point, he's bloody loaded - you don't think I'm doing this gratis, do you??) So I thought - what the heck? Why not! Obviously, I won't be quite as prolific as Bob (he didn't have a huge audience of Goth Girls splattered in Feck blood to keep happy, for starters...!!) But I'll do my darnedest to keep the think going in his memory.

And just in case any of you think I will only be using this space as a blatant and gratuitous way of publicising my Myspace space (er hem....it's here if you're interested, btw) I thought I'd direct you to this lot who are also on there and, if you ask me, bloody brilliant stuff!!

Have a listen here.

I'm loving 'If Looks Could Kill' right now...

Right you lot, I'm off.

Speak soon,


xxxx

'Berta



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10 comments:

  1. What have you done to our Bob, You slightly scary woman?

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  2. ...or even the ones splattered in feck blood for that matter!!

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  3. ...any more of tha and I'm off Mr. H.

    I don't get this sort of abuse from the Goth splattered goths girls you know....



    xxxx

    'Berta

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  4. Where's this years christmas panto?

    I want my money back!

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  5. Cognratulations Bob - getting the chance to have the operation after all this time. Of course, Walter/Wendy Carlos and Wayne/Jayne County have had that special musical "crossover" before, so you're not alone.

    Perhaps you can start plucking your eyebrows now that the hormones are settling down, because I have to say that it's a bit of a giveaway.

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  6. Oooh you little shit Bob! Stop whirling round in munterspace and come here - we've got garibaldi's and custard creams - I know they are your favourite library biscuits Miss S - mwah mwah. xx

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  7. PS: just done new slutbitchpod if you are interested xx It's the anti-christ(mas) version if you must know.

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  8. Can we call you Bert for even shorter?

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