For instance, the other day I came across this nice looking bald chap in his 70s, dressed in orange. He looked kind of cute and had a smile that was sort of, how can I put it? - Serene? Anyways, I thought what the heck? And sent him this message:
I came across your myspace by accident, your Royal Highness - I'd typed in Dial-a-Llama, and you came up.
It's nice to have met you anyway - I really admire what you do.
(I guess I'll just have to do without the Llama....)
Much love, peace and respect to you, sir,
xxxx
'Berta
And I got this reply:
that made me smile. many blessings to you, namaste.
His myspace is here if you want to check him out.
Don't know about you, but I think I'm in there....
xxxx
'Berta
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He may be a nice old man but is he cool? If old Dalai wants to get anywhere with those Goth girls he needs a few tattoos and piercings.
ReplyDelete"he needs a few tattoos and piercings. "
ReplyDelete...he seemed to be doing alright as he was on that score dh....
xxxx
'Berta
He loves Branston Pickle I've heard; whenever he comes over he goes back with cases full of the stuff, just like Mike Gatting used to do with baked beans in India. As long as you don't go all Richard Gere (that's turn into a twat, not go grey)
ReplyDeleteHas he got a favourite suicide girl?
ReplyDeleteOoo you're back. Good.
ReplyDeleteFractal Suicide is a particular pet fancy I believe Rock Mother.
ReplyDeleteGoes like a traction engine on steroids, apparently...
xxxx
'Berta
Happy Christmas Berta and Bobxxx I have had my *extension* put on and I think I'm ready for Berta now. Take care, both of you.
ReplyDeleteMolly how are you, where are you?
ReplyDeleteAll the best for the season, 'Berta and please pass them on also to your half-brother. Have you got him tied up in some sordid Swipe Family Incest Saga?
ReplyDeleteBob, stop taking it lying down...
Ooooo baabee!! Hi Bob...love the tunes on myspace! so er...what about the christmas Bobcast? merry xmas....jif
ReplyDeleteHave a coolyule. Laters and Love on ya xxxx
ReplyDeleteBob - I know I've been dormant recently but really why have you handed the reins over to Berta again? Anyway to coax you back this is one of those, I saw this and thought of you (feck blood an all). Have a great crimbo x Jools
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Happy Virtual New Year Berta
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