1. I have a rotten cock.
2. I don't live in Slough.
3. I support Arsenal F.C.
4. On Wednesday night I saw them lose for the first time in 40 years to Fulham F.C.
5. I am *well* ragged off about it.
I nominate Brian Damage, Stewart Lee and Roger de Courcey and Nookie Bare (South West Devon's premier pornographic puppet act!!)
*The Rock Mother made me do it.
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As long as part of your cock hasn't 'sloughed' off as a result of the footie trauma you'll survive.
ReplyDeleteAnd Arabella made me do it and I think I cocked it up so I'm going to have to do it again.
ReplyDeleteAh, but you know why Arsenal are struggling? David Pleat explains all. That's right, David "what can I get for a tenner, love?" Pleat.
ReplyDeleteBob - was hovering in the British Heart Foundation today - thought of you as I leafed through the abundance of roger Whittaker albums. xx
ReplyDeleteabout time bob, but I think you could do a lot better than that? more sordid secrets please, be it sex or debauchery I don't mind as long as it's seedy c'mon (it's good to be outrageous every now and then so I will be) lets have more details of how your cock became rotten?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Jif's been quaffing that vintage port again!
ReplyDeletequaffing being the operative word...
ReplyDelete#1 - You can get these things sorted out these days Bob, you know...
ReplyDeleteYou've always got a spare if it drops off Bob. No worries.
ReplyDeleteI bet you soon forgot about the defeat at the hands of the cottagers after last Saturday's result...
ReplyDeleteMolly - 'you've always got a spare if it drops off'
ReplyDelete???
Eh?
Am I missing something here?
....I think Mollster means that I have a face like a knob, Spin....
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