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Wednesday 25 April 2007

Hungry Like The Wolff...



After a hart morning lecturing on zer vunders off Biometical Encheneering to zer hantfool off i-pod vearing kits mit der attention spanische von der FLEA!!, Ich liebe nussing more zan to vander across to zer REFECTORY, YA! und treat myzelf to a liberally heapt platter vuller off....


.......YELLOW PILLAU RICE MIT DER PICALILLEE-SCHER SAUSEN??? Vot iss ziss Scheizen gebrotische???? I fought two verld Vars und presented zer Greatische Eggensplatz Race .......fur *ZIS*???????


L.U.V. on y'all,

Bob

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7 comments:

  1. Someone who looked like a thirty five year old Heinz Wolff wearing JJB Sportswear walked past the window today distributing leaflets. That's probably the second most disturbing thing to happen in our street for some time.

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  2. this is an invaluable service you offer here, Mr Swipe. I for one, and I am sure I am not alone in this, worry greatly that one of the remaining Great Brains of the Planet is receiving sufficient nutrition, and your regular updates are a source of welcome reassurance.

    out for the football later on?

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  3. He looks very happy doesn't he?

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  4. I swear if that bow tie was for sale...I'd be all over it!

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  5. Trust me, you wouldn't Rhonda. Well, unless you like 'em covered in pillau rice and Picallilly....

    (...or maybe that was juts the pattern....)

    L.U.V. on ya,

    Bob

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  6. Where did that Rwanda post get to?

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  7. The link disappeared unfortunately, Istster - I didn't think there was much point leaving the post up wothout the page that I was commenting on.

    For the record, I typed in Rwanda as the location in the Browse function (male or female 18-35) and it came up with a page of about 25 white faces and one black...

    Draw your own conclusions...

    More on this later,

    L.U.V. on ya,

    Bob

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