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Wednesday, 18 April 2007

The [Lost His/Her] Marble[s] Index[er]...

The good news: I get a copy of Tim's immensely readable Radiohead book for my birthday.

The bad news: it's been indexed by a total retard. Either that or a thoroughly malicious spirit who is in store for a hefty, non-PC, Gene Hunt-style going over from the Karma Police (or, if you're reading in Glasgow, that's the Karma Polis.)

Oh sure, the guy/gal starts off OK.


Aberfeldy 243

AC/DC 121,278


Anka, Paul 191, 278

Annis, Francesca 69

[..that's the *page* number btw, not the position, unfortunately. Trust me, I checked...]

But then we get to


..and the first entry is...

B.S. Johnson 258


So you can imagine, my delight and surprise when I came to this entry:

Spin 15, 27, 39, 81, 110, 111, 123, 154, 184, 185, 209, 222, 244, 282

"Streuth, bugger me, she gets about" I thought. "A bit of romantic interest - at bloody last!" Well, I looked and looked and could I find a *single* reference to our beloved Spinster (Bristols, Parish of)??

Mind you, G (..."even *I* didn't shag Thom [Yorke]") sounds like a game sort....

L.U.V. on y'all,


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  1. Ha!

    I was quite disappointed when I found that the book wasn't going to be an expose of all the soon-to-be-slebs Tim's fruity friends have fucked over the years.

  2. G is indeed a game lass, although she's slowed down a tiny bit now.

    And yes, the index, and yes, birth/berth and yes, words have been exchanged.

    But glad you're enjoying it, sorta.