The good news: I get a copy of Tim's immensely readable Radiohead book for my birthday.
The bad news: it's been indexed by a total retard. Either that or a thoroughly malicious spirit who is in store for a hefty, non-PC, Gene Hunt-style going over from the Karma Police (or, if you're reading in Glasgow, that's the Karma Polis.)
Oh sure, the guy/gal starts off OK.
A
Aberfeldy 243
AC/DC 121,278
[...]
Anka, Paul 191, 278
Annis, Francesca 69
[..that's the *page* number btw, not the position, unfortunately. Trust me, I checked...]
But then we get to
B
..and the first entry is...
B.S. Johnson 258
[...?]
So you can imagine, my delight and surprise when I came to this entry:
Spin 15, 27, 39, 81, 110, 111, 123, 154, 184, 185, 209, 222, 244, 282
"Streuth, bugger me, she gets about" I thought. "A bit of romantic interest - at bloody last!" Well, I looked and looked and could I find a *single* reference to our beloved Spinster (Bristols, Parish of)??
Mind you, G (..."even *I* didn't shag Thom [Yorke]") sounds like a game sort....
L.U.V. on y'all,
Bob
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Hope you have a cracking celebration Bob!
ReplyDelete;-)
Ha!
ReplyDeleteI was quite disappointed when I found that the book wasn't going to be an expose of all the soon-to-be-slebs Tim's fruity friends have fucked over the years.
G is indeed a game lass, although she's slowed down a tiny bit now.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the index, and yes, birth/berth and yes, words have been exchanged.
But glad you're enjoying it, sorta.