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Tuesday, 4 April 2006

Elizabeth Sladen Week Update!!

Yo Swipesters,

As you'll no doubt be aware, this week is Elizabeth Sladen Week on The Robert Swipe Show and with the help of the great lady herself, we've been able to line up a simply astonishing competition for y'all!!

Liz has very kindly delved into her own collection of memorabilia and has given us two fantastic prizes that YOU could be the lucky winner of. Second prize is this handsome spider-shaped rucksack seen modelled by Liz herself:

But, nice as it is, I'm afraid that this wonderful example is simply knocked into the shade with a cocked hat by our first prize:

That's right! You could be the lucky owner of this fully accesorized, life size Sarah Jane Smith inflatable doll!!! In the interests of fairness, I took the opportunity of road testing this little beauty and - guess what? It's a top of the range baby, make no mistake!! There's barely any friction at all and you'll be astonished by how quickly the brandy-infused maple syrup and gondola wax just rubs right off!! Why, with only half a day's gentle buffing, I had her looking like she'd just come out of the box!!! And I've been stiff as a steel flagpole for the last 48 hours too, so you can throw away those erectile dysfunction manuals too, sister!

And, that's not all!! As a special treat, we'll be throwing in the highly collecable copy of the Koran and the limited edition golden rabbit skull in the picture for our lucky winner!! (You can't have too many of them around the house, can ya???)

And that's STILL not all!! The first three runners up drawn out of the hat will all get one of these:

That's right! You could be the proud owner of one slightly soiled photocopy of a gratuitous photo of Katy Manning!! (Don't worry, it's only semolina!!)

All you need to do is answer this one simple mutli-ple choise quwestion:

Elizabeth Sladen's first name is:

a) Bodmin-Moor

b) Sinsiter-Contusion-Angioplast

c) Elizabeth

Send your answers to the usual address and we'll read out the winners on Friday's show!!!!!!!

Good luck y'all!!!!


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  1. My heart says (a) but my head says (c).

  2. Is it c) Elizabeth?

    I could really do with that rucksack.

  3. I might be interested if you throw in Louise Jameson and some crunchy peanut butter.

  4. I know for sure it's not (b), because that's a Fall album.