The Rapture Ready Robert Swipe Show - It Is. Are You?...

I was rather cynical about all this Rapture business thinking - like most people - that it had something to do with the very wonderful Blondie toon of the same name. But no, it doesn't (at least, not unless the Messiah is planning to have it played on a loop as the soundtrack to His 1,000 year, post-Apocalypse rule of the Earth...you could do worse, I suppose. And there is an extended Disco re-mix of it available - though still not quite that long....)

No, this is the very interesting website that will help you become one of the 144,000 (yes, that's 144,000) humanoids to be spared the forthcoming cull that will follow on shortly, once all this beastly business in the Middle East has blown over. There's a very nifty population clock that ticks over like a cab meter in a traffic jam as each new potential Damien sprog spawn from hell arrives and lots of other stuff that I can't be arsed to read but you may well find interesting - like who exactly will be The Beast* (he's the baddie, btw, who will take part in the ultimate battle of good v. evil (I thought Arsenal v. Tottenham was a little later this season...?!?) somewhere in Sumeria (Iraq, apparently..)

So there you go. As Bob Dylan said, "keep a clean conscience and always carry a light bulb...". And I hope you all make the cut....


*My money's on Robbie Williams....


++++++++++++ UPDATE +++++++++++++

The alternative to all this pie in the sky mumbo jumbo is provided by the much more sensible Pastafarian movement - Jar is mighty! Pasta Duchie on di lefthand side...

I'll post up Bobcast4 tomorrow sometime - thanks for all the feedback. I'm glad you're both enjoying them...

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