By Popular Demand: The Return of the Much-Loved Staple the Artichoke to Samantha Morton Game!!!!!...

Regular readers will recall with fondness the hours of harmless fun this whimsical parlour game has provided them over the years. So, by popular demand, here's a welcome return of everyone's favourite vegetable/versatile actress recently acclaimed for her compelling portrayal of the Moors Murderer Myra Hindley match-up game:

Playing Staple the Artichoke to the Samantha Morton couldn't be simpler: just staple one of the artichokes onto Samantha to comic effect and see if your effort agrees with that of our celebrity panel - Roger de Courcey & Nookie Bear, Judith Chalmers, Newt Gingrich and The Brotherhood of Man. A fortnight's luxury squatting outside Heather Mills McCartney to our 416 lucky winners...







As usual we'll be posting up the most hilarious entries over the next few days....

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