So, fair enough - it's a free world and all that. But then I look down the side bar....and they're all there: Scary, Ro-Mo, Istvanski, JDA, Dickster.....you know, the usual suspects.
But no me.
So you can imagine my feelings of exclusion - the little boy that nobody loved, the last Christmas tree in the shop. And there's him moaning about not being on some politico's blog-wank listing? Like, *he* should worry! I mean, what have I done to upset him? Or is *he* the husband of the bird I've been banging behind his unsuspecting back for the last 6 months (...although, to be fair, she's not known too much about it herself, what with the drugs and blindfolds and everything...) Or has he picked up on all my bad karma - I'm still paying for the things I wished on van Nistelrooy during The Battle of Old Trafford, and he doesn't even play there anymore... - and thought, steer well clear of this one? Or is it just that this blog's crap?? Well, which is it, Mr. "I'm so upset because Julian wouldn't let me play politics with him, paltry 38,000 hits even though I've linked to everyone else in the world (except for Bob Swipe, obviously...)", huh??
But then I just happened to pop back there (you know, research, like) and what do I find?
I'm there.
Right at the bottom....
Which sort of invalidates all the other stuff really....
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Goodness me!?
ReplyDeleteThank you Robert Swipe, for my comment!
I'm a bit shocked to be honest...
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"Thank you Robert Swipe, for my comment!
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit shocked to be honest..."*
That's fine Trac - always a pleasure to spread happiness wherever I can.
You should really thank Stray Photon who alerted me to your appearance on page 2 of the Grauniad in the first place. I haven't seen it myself. Is page two their equivalent of the Sun's page three? I'm sure you looked lovely regardless...
* for any ignorant/non-Grauniad readers who may stumble across this, apparently Trac was featured on page two of today's Grauniad. I wouldn't know, personally, as I don't read the paper as a rule. It's shit.
I did ask who her who she had to sleep with to get in there, but she hasn't let on. I'll keep plugging away though...
I don't know how the Grauniad manages to keep going. There's hardly any porn in it.
ReplyDeleteOne of the main reasons for reading the Grauniad is that it isn't the Independent.
ReplyDeleteBob, just imagine how upsetting it is for me.
ReplyDeleteNot only has he not linked to me, but there's another Spinny on there!
For fuck's sake.
Always Read The Bottom Line!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYea ,I put the link up to you ages ago !
Ive given up on Julian Bond (soft name anyway!) & Politics.
Im trying my luck with
the Scientology website Maybe they will link to me? Wish Me Luck!
Regards
Tony
Well - I was most upset to find out that there is another rockmother out there. She likes geology and is a mother AND I sent her a nice friendly message saying 'goodness - how nice to see that there's another rockmother out there, nice blog, take care' and NO - she didn't even reply! Beeeatch!
ReplyDeleteRoMo - are you back in working order yet?! Or still grumpy and ill?
ReplyDeleteHello Whales - back with a vengeance but ever so feisty as given the choice I'd be taking it easy after whirlyhead flu and not doing 2 x 16 hour days which is what I've worked yesterday and today.
ReplyDeleteI've bought one national newspaper in the last 5 weeks. I feel clean and all the views I have are now my own. Guess what? Journalists aren't important!
ReplyDeleteThat may well be in the wrong place. It's late.
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