Welcome to the most exciting development on The Show in a long while. Thanks to our long-running sponsors
Simian's Choice Monkey Pomade (...I never let my minkeys outta the house wearing anything else...) we here at Swipe Towers are proud to be able to bring you an exciting new development on the world of the weblog. You know the spiel with most of these run-of-the-mill blogs by now. Most of them offer you the tired, worn out, cynical observations of the world-weary urban techno-philes, unwinding after a hard day's binary number crunching with a little self-absorbtion that can then be broadcast AROUND THE WHOLD GOD DANG PLANET so we all have a chance to realise how witty and erudite said geeksters is. Well, no more! Starting this week, The Robert Swipe Show is proud to announce a new kind of blog. Yes, from today, we will be introducing to the world our very own blog superhero! Yes, only on the Robert Swipe Show will you dear readers will be able to follow every minute of the daring adventures of Ayatollah Girl - our own exclusive World-saving Blog Super Heroine!!
That's right, tune into the show every day and you can WATCH!! as she CONFOUNDS!! evil wrong-doers with her PITHY!! critiques of contemporary cyber-mores!!! DAZZLE!!!! at her amusing and trenchant posts on the Bush Administration's latest BOO-BOO!! Rejoice as she WIPES!! tyranny and oppression from THE!!! face of the world with HER!! Bold Make Poverty History Banner that stops you from clicking on 'next blog' (and thus enjoying the wonderfully chaotic random thrills of the blogosphere) just to appease her PATHETICALLY!! inflated sense of liberal worthiness!!!
So, don't be the sad geek at the water cooler who sits there looking like a sad deluded techno-gimp while all your best work buddies are oohing and aahing at the recent exploits of the All-Action-Blog-a-Hero who can empty a chat room with a snide putdown delivered from the end of a broadband cable miles away from the intended recipient. Don't be a dick all your life - join us here at The Show for
THE FABULOUS ADVENTURES OF AYATOLLAH GIRL - ALL ACTION BLOG SUPERHEROINE EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!
Say Hi, A.G.!!
"Hello boys & grrrrrrrrls!!"
Join us tomorrow for Ayatollah Girl's first adventure!!
Love on ya,
Bob
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