Well what an incredible day it's been here at Swipe Towers! A few hours ago, I started the post as usual and - maybe this was kismet, maybe it was just fate - I don't know. But you know what? I just couldn't get the dang thing to ...you know - sorta ...flow, you know what I'm saying? It was gonna be another Belle de Jour (I know, I know, I only did one Monday just gone, but - heck! I gotta sleep too!) OK, so I had it all worked out - the lovely Miss Renee Zellweger - you know, her from the Bridget Jones thing? - yeh, that's the one. OK, She was gonna be dressed in the bunny girl thing, only I couldn't find a whole body shot so I had to choose between one with just the tail:
Or this one with the ears (I just love the way they look so pert, don't you?...):
Mmmmm: Tough call - as you can see for yourselves...
Anyways, I ditherered and dallied and dallied and dithered and did some procrastinating in between and in the end, my indecision was final so I went right on back to the blogger's best friend and googled away again. So, I typed in Renee Z. again and - you know how this sometimes happens and you get something completely unrelated comes up on a search, so you start following it instead of what you're supposed to be searching? Well, there was a picture of someone called Emma Warg (...yeah, I know - who indeed? So I clicked on that and, after checking out the lesbian porn for a few hours (isn't that just soooo helpful the way that in the new Russia they have all the stuff you might ever conceivably be looking for on the same page - like haberdashers, nannies, photos of children's favourites and lesbo porn...) I found this page (link removed as it was causing people's typey-typey to crash - apologies...)
Well, to cut a very long story short, I don't know, I musta clicked on something - it was all in Russian and I couldn't seem to get any of the pop-up boxes to close until I'd entered my credit card details - don't you just hate it when that happens?? Anyways, the very kind people at A chance for love were very understanding and they said they'd only charge me for the one service, even though I musta clicked about a hundred times(!!!)....and, dang it, listen to me whittering on and on - why don't I just introduce you to her and save us all the embarrassment!
Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you, the very lovely Svetlana! :
...or, as she now is, Mrs. Svetlana Swipe!!
Oh sure, it's legal - and dang cheap too!! (....if you deduct the $4,000 phone bill and the shipping costs...)
So, I'll be seeing y'all when we resurface in a couple weeks!!
Love on y'all,
Bobski!
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