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Friday 29 September 2006

Thanks A Fucking Bundle...

......Mister La-di-da-Gunner-Fifty-Fucking-Thousandth-Fucking-Visitor:

Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 139.191.147.# (Commission of the European Communities)
ISP Commission of the European Communities
Location Continent : Europe
Country : Europe
Lat/Long : 47, 8 (Map)

Language English (Ireland)
en-ie
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 6.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Javascript version 1.3
Monitor Resolution : 1600 x 1200
Color Depth : 32 bits

Time of Visit Sep 29 2006 11:40:22 am
Last Page View Sep 29 2006 11:40:22 am
Visit Length 0 seconds
Page Views 1
Referring URL http://images.google...rev=/images%3Fq%3Dli
Search Engine images.google.it
Search Words li
Visit Entry Page http://rswipe.blogsp..._rswipe_archive.html
Visit Exit Page http://rswipe.blogsp..._rswipe_archive.html
Out Click
Time Zone UTC+1:00
Visitor's Time Sep 29 2006 5:40:22 pm
Visit Number 50,000


Fuck off back to the Euro-Fucking-Pean Uni-Fucking-on-Arseing-Co-Fucking-Mission, alright with your nought-fucking seconds-cunting-page-shitting-twat-view....

Cunt.

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9 comments:

  1. 0 seconds? That's harder than it sounds.
    What was it that he googled?
    I reckon it was "Amyand Park Road, 3 cm reefer."

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  2. Well that's one less visitor you'll NOT have to concern yourself with in the future Bob! Must of been a glitch when he toked on his 3cm reefer?

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  3. Damn...wish I'd been number 50,000. Can I be number 50,003?

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  4. Mr. Swipe how could he stay for such a short visit when you swear so beautifully?

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  5. Bob,

    do you ever worry that you spend maybe a little bit too much time on Statcounter?

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  6. There are 3 types of lies.
    Lies
    Damn lies
    And statistics.

    We are all so much more popular than the so-called "truth" tells us. It is physicaly impossible to stay on a site for nought seconds. I wouldn't be surprised if the "0 secs" should really read "5 secs", enough to get a flavour of the blog and realise it wasn't for them. I've had regular readers stay on for nought seconds so many times I've lost count. I don't believe my regular readers really don't read my blog and neither should any other bloggers. The statisticians and mathematicians are just trying to divide us.

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  7. A good 90% of my 'readers' stay for 'less than five seconds'.

    I've always assumed that they can just all read REALLY quickly....

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  8. Stat counters are evil.

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  9. bad shoulders are evil too xx

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