Well, after Spinny's heartfelt plea to have "old mad Bob back", how could I refuse??? Besides, under Roberta's *disastrous* stewardship, our ratings had plummeted to an alltime low, so I'm glad to have rid of the old battleaxe (although it will obviously be a bit of a blow to lose the burgeoning lesbians smeared in Shea butter sector that was just beginning to look like a goer...)
So, no more characters, no more hiding behind personae, just pure, undiluted Bobness, rotten cock, warts and all...
Now, get over and ****listen to the music you bastards**** or I'll have your link surgically removed!!!!
Love on y'all,
Bob
p.s. and before you ask, no I don't have a clue what a spinal erector is either, but I'm sure as hell getting myself down to Asda to order a brace of the fuckers....and who knows, maybe a delt or too as well....
*****************UPDATE******************
Almost forgot - all ideas (I. Dears) welcomed please as to what the A. stands for? And before any clever clogs says it, I bagsy 'Arsehole'.
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Ok Ok i'm going.....put down the scalpel and step away from the links ;-)
ReplyDeleteI may be able to get you a spinal erector, but mark my words it will be messy.
ReplyDeleteWell, judging by all the veinage on your back, Spinsterella should be happy, anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe 'a' is a female suffix or addendum. Roberta flushed hers down the toilet.
ReplyDeletePlease can we have Roberta back?
ReplyDeleteNo, and just for your chhek Futon, there'll be no smut for you for a week.
ReplyDeleteConsider yourself *grounded* young fellow me lad.
Bob
Welcome back Bob.
ReplyDeleteAloisius?
ReplyDeleteAristotle ?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Bob! but who's going to wear the suspenders now?
ReplyDeleteAre Messrs, HRH, Fry & Allen OK with you coming back to the slums?
ReplyDeleteAsda?
ReplyDeleteAndywarhol.
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