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Monday, 22 January 2007

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#1,376: Lily Allen.

Thanks for being a pal Lily!

It's very gracious of you to take the time out to be friends with "the little people".

Mind you, If you don't mind me saying this, I think you've probably learned your good manners from your father. One of the nicest men I've ever had the pleasure of working with. A true pro and - contrary to what you may have heard from some quarters - a man who could not only hold his liquor but also knew how to treat a man pretending to be a lady.

Who can forget those wonderful shaggy dog stories he used to tell? - going on for hours and hours before signing off with that marvellous catch phrase - "and may your God go with you..."

How's his finger?

xxxx

'Berta



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19 comments:

  1. He was one of my favourite vent acts - Titch and Quackers ... Lord Charles ... I should imagine having your hand up a puppet's arse when one of your fingers is missing must've been a real handicap though.

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  2. But seriously though, Bob: Lily and Peaches, in a jacuzzi, you bloody would, wouldn't you?

    And then you'd kill yourself in the morning, obviously.

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  3. "I should imagine having your hand up a puppet's arse when one of your fingers is missing must've been a real handicap though."

    I thought that was *how* he lost the finger in the first place, Betty. Mind you, what a way to go...

    Is Peaches the Dykey German lassie with the 'tache Tim....

    erm, *wouldn't*....

    xxxx

    'Berta

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  4. OK I got it. Arthur Allen, puppeteer. Here's me thinking Lily might be the offspring of Woody Allen and Whatsit. I'm so slow sometimes.

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  5. I definitely meant Ray Allen. Was Arthur his dad? They must be a family with ventriloquism in the blood. Come to think of it, Lily Allen looks a bit like a ventriloquist's dummy ...

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  6. Who's Molly Allen ffs??



    xxxx

    'Berta

    p.s. what do you think of the show so far??


    Gottla gear, sleeking cowder etc. etc.

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  7. Sorry not all the fond of Lilly Allen I realy can't understand what all the fuss is about

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  8. Had you not heard bb? She's the new Bob Dylan.....

    xxxx

    'Berta

    p.s. did you liten to the podcast yet? I'm not doing another one unless you do....

    [....long pause...]

    Did you listen to the podcast yet? I'll do another one unless you listen...

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  11. ActuallY i am going to attempt to listen to your pod cast tonight. fingers crossed I get it all sorted out xx

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  12. That was Dave Allen Lilleys dad was Keith Allen. Oh but you already knew that and wuz jorking like.

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  13. Her uncle does clothing accessories. Why, it is a Van Allen radiation belt holding up my trousers even as we speak.

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