Friday, 12 January 2007
Hi kitty-go booking,
I'd like to book a table for two for tonight at a vegetarian restaurant in the Dusseldorf vicinity - you can choose, we're not fussy, as long as we can sit by the window and there are no people smoking within a twelve metre radius of us and the waitress doesn't go by a first name that contains the letter E...
Oh and could you get us on the earliest possible LAX-bound flight the day after? Only I have a very important charity golf tournament to play with Alice Cooper, Larry David and Randy Newman. Thomas might turn up to caddy for him, which is nice.
Thank you very much for taking care of all that. You do take Visa, I trust...?
It's *damn* hard to find a *good* vegetarian menu in Germany, don't you think??
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