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Tuesday, 2 January 2007

Personal Communication to Mr. Leonard "Laughing Lenny" Cohen...


Hi Mr. Cohen,

I've been told by people in the know that I have your voice and the body of Nastasia Kinski.... least, I *think* it was that way around....



....well, let's hope so, eh?



p.s. I'm a friend of the Dalai Lama's, you know....

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  1. Nastassja Kinski, To The Devil A Daughter (1975). Guinness Book of Records named it Most Gratuitous Nude Scene In Cinema History. Beat Walkabout, even.

  2. Ah, but as gratuitous nude scenes go, I thought it was integral to the plot.

    Could be worse, could have the body of the Dalai Lama and the financial nous and the trust in his manager of Mr Cohen.

  3. Am I the only person who thinks Leonard Cohen is funny. Mind you, I'm sure he has a vast range of very filthy jokes. Too filthy for my delicate ears.

  4. Absolutely Billy:

    "Thank you for the presents that you sent me - the monkey and the cardboard violin..."

    Cracks *me* up, anyroad...