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But will he rip off his mini skirt?
...he can rip *mine* off anyday realdoc!xxxx'Bertap.s. haven't been able to update my ipod with your cast yet - can you post the link in the comments here so I can have a listen tonight? That'd be most kind...
Berta, I don't know quite how to break this to you, but Morrissey, you see, he's not that into...girls.
Did you know that you can do 'Vodcasts' now? That is so cool. Video-casts. Also, you can do V-jing - video DJ. I reckon we could all do with a bit of you scratchin' vids and doing some of that VJin' mallarkey.
Oh yeah??Well *why* then, Miss SmartySpinsterPants, the *frig* did he put that lovely young lassie Candy Darling on the cover of Sheila Tek a Bow??Ha!! Get out of that one!!xxxx'Berta
B B B Berta - there seems to be an impromptu drink occurring at The Dove Hammersmith Mall (Fullers) at 12:30 on Saturday - Realdoc, Billy, Llewtrah, Annie, Spinny (I think), Great She Elephant and me and poss Ister and Jif (if they say yes) - what say you? Come on down - it will be fun, xxx
Let Me Be The One I Can't HaveBetter The Handsome Devil You KnowPower To All Our Friends Become SuccessfulLove Shine A Light That Never Goes Out...
....but I have nothing to wear...er. I'll see what I can do, but 'Mr. Swipe' is a jealous and possessive man beast who hates the very thought of me having friends of my own, so I may have to don a disguise of some sort.......and then there's the flight from LAX. We're not all Rachel Stevens, you know...Oh and hello Tim - thanks for stopping by. Will you be coming?
Bit of a detour, I'm afraid. I'll probably end up doing something involving naked midgets. Well, this is the place for it.
,,,ahh, you're from *Swindon* then Tim...[smiles knowingly...]Just to think, The Fabulous Spinsterella stomping around *my* old stomping grounds, and me stuck here in LA playing golf with Alice Cooper, Larry David and Randy Newman...Sickening, isn't it??xxxx'Berta