Tuesday, 2 January 2007
It's very easy to have a go at Madonna, isn't it? Talentless, haggy, desperate, baby thieving whore, who can swallow a yard of ale glass sideways while gargling the theme from the Great Escape are just some of the words that spring to mind.
But I must say, Madge has always been very fair in her dealings with me since we became friends on myspace - so much so, that I broke with my tradition of being *cool* about celebrity friends and left her this message:
Thanks so much for being a friend. It must have taken some guts knowing what a *total* ming you'd look alongside me. But fair play to you. I don't care what the others say. You may well be a talentless, haggy, desperate, baby thieving whore, who can swallow a yard of ale glass sideways while gargling the theme from the Great Escape, but you're alright with me!
p.s. - Good luck with the adoption. If it all goes tits up, you can always have a couple of mine...
So give the girl a break, alright!
As she hadn't got back to me yet, I sent her this:
Have great new year Madge!!
(And I was serious about the kid thing - if you're deperate, you can always have a couple of mine. They're not black, but they can scream the house down and cack themselves for England!)
Wishing you every happiness for the year ahead and beyond,
I'm still waiting foir a reply....
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