All Hail the Council of Rock!!
(The Gods of Rock Security Council in session: Clockwise from extreme left - Kate Bush; Worrier Princess, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Elton John, Kevin Godley, Ozzy Osbourne, Dave Gilmore, some twat dressed up like a bat...Click on the image or check out this link for a better sized image than I can fit here)
That's right Swipesters! Just when you thought the world was doomed to collapse into anarchy amid the clash of civilizations, Lo! THE GODS OF ROCK have united to SAVE THE WORLD! See Kate Bush...
Ozzy "Fuckin'" Osbourne...
and David Bowie piss themselves....
as they do battle with the Elton John-headed Bi-plane From Hell!!....(How DOES he keep that syrup on going at such speeds?????)
The planet's children need fear no longer mad religious fundamentalists of any hue as THE MIGHTY GODS OF ROCK will banish those evil twin menaces of Bush and Bin Laden in an ORGY of Class A drugs, BIsexuality and backward messages glorying the name of LUCIFER!! They'll save everyone of us!!
In the name of all that is loud and overblown - GODS OF ROCK, WE SALUTE YOU!!!
(Eternal thanks to "The Laughing Gnome" for the link...)
Love on y'all,
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