Apologies for the lack of posts today – I have been unable to put up any pictures and as the next posting is of a particularly important (and highly erotic) nature, I just couldn’t compromise the artistic blah-di blah-di blah by not having any visual content. So, really just to fill up space and try to keep my hit rating up I am forced to take the unusual step of posting up a piece of fan mail. Some of you may have read this on the site already, but for those of you who haven’t, here it is:
Just thought I'd let you know that I emailed the "Britisher Guardian" guide (the one that comes out with the Saturday edition) trying to get them to do a write up on your excellent blog.Well, I thought your luck was in when I got a nice reply from one of the guys there that said "This really is an excellent blog..." Closer inspection, however, revealed that I was reading part of the original message I'd sent raving about how good this blog is. Above it was the actual reply and it just said "URL?"Looks like I'd forgotten to add the most important part of the message! I don't know, sometimes I wonder if I really have got shit for brains...
Well John, I’m not an expert on neurology, so can’t comment on the molecular make up of your brain. I’d say your ability to construct sentences would suggest perhaps they are not excrement based – but what do I know? I really don’t know what to say. It’s sweet of you to say such kind things about the site and I really do appreciate your efforts. The thing is, we Swipesters really don’t want to spoil the whole damn thing by this thing getting out of hand, now do we? The site’s viewing figures have already spiralled alarmingly over the last two or three weeks – over 1,700 hits in that space of time alone – so I think we oughta be a bit careful here about getting over-exposed…That said, if someone were to come at me with the proposition of giving this space up to commercial use for a shitload of moolah, obviously I'd have to give it very serious consideration....
But, I’m sure that our usual content of offensive opinion, gratuitous pornography and excessive quantities of shoes will keep most sensible browsers at bay! If you are new to the site and finding it all a bit much, all I can say is – count yourself lucky you only have to read the stuff!
I will try to post up some more Washington post type word change thingies if there is any interest out there for it – you can use the comment button, you know!!
Otherwise, I wish you a fabulous weekend and leave you with the perplexing thought that this weekend I will be forced into the horrible position of being a temporary Tottenham fan. Sucks, huh?
Love on ya,