Howdy Swipesters,
Well, overwhelmed as I was by your requests for more mindless word games, how could I refuse?
G.I.T.T.: unco-operative, unlikeable signatory to the General Agreement on Trade and Tariffs.
Peroxide blind(e): you really should have paid more attention to those how to apply instructions...
Fix hunting: red coated toffs on horse back with packs of dogs chasing frightened, exhausted syringes over open country. Now illegal, apparently.
Terence Trent D'Arcy: dreadlocked hero of Victorian romance.
Chaptering classes: media high flyers who painstkingly divide their output into smaller segments, thus easier to absorb - often with seperate headings.
Galpacho: cold, Spanish, garlic heavy spoup beloved of young ladies.
Garpacho: cold, Spanish, garlic heavy spoup beloved of fictional John Irving character.
Gaypacho: cold, Spanish, garlic heavy spoup beloved of homosexuals.
Gaspacho: astonishigly good cold, Spanish, garlic heavy soup.
Fiberace: lying bastard, gay piano showman.
Bono marrow transplant: 50% are succesful and allow patients to live as normal a life as possible when you wear silly compound eye glasses, leather trousers and can afford to have your favourite trilby flown halfway around the world, first class.
Grumpian: particularly miserable part of Scotland
Shitheed: when standing near the fan, be alert at all times.
Love on ya,
Bob
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