(.....well, I'll probably be dead by the time it reaches 50,000,000.)
I've had this ready for three weeks now, watching every day as it hovered on 39,999, just waiting to be able to nab the poor...sorry lucky bastard who's won our specially engraved "Congratulations! You Are Our 40,000th Visitor" Robert Swipe Memorial miniaturised Calliper and 'Buie Respirator facsimile. There was also an Emily Bell voodoo doll I was planning to throw in but the charred remains of it are of too great a sentimental value for me to hand it over to just anyone*
So, Congratulations 66.161.225.# of Cincinnati, Ohio. Hope you enjoyed your 0 seconds and one page view. I'm surprised you lasted that long. And have great fun with your specially engraved "Congratulations! You Are Our 40,000th Visitor" Robert Swipe Memorial Miniaturised Calliper and 'Buie Respirator Facsimile - it's tippex from the same bottle I used to daub "I [heart symbol] Spinny" on the real one. Enjoy it**.
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City : Cincinnati
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Visit Number 40,000
Anyroad, Bobcast style slinky link here.
It's Elvis night at the PoW tomorrow. That's (al)right, we'll be jiving away in our Blue Suede Shoes at the Prisoner of War (I know - weird name for a pub, but the Tenko theme nights are absolutely top draw...) So Don't step on them or you'll be looking for Trouble. I Forgot to Remember to Forget to post this up...(enough with the Elvis song titles already - you want to wait another 5 years for your next 40,000 hits??) There might even be an appearance by Singing Bob during the King's Karaoke section.....
"Yooooo-Wayner-nuthin'-budder-how-dorg.....crikin-aw-thatie....
The King is Dead - Long Live the King!!
*Besides, it's been up my arse.
** You undeserving bastard.
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