As you'll know, we here at Swipe Towers take a Kipling-esque look at success and failure, tending on the whole to look upon those two imposters with similar disdain. But when there's moolah at stake, that's a whole other ball-game and we tend to get down to the nitty-gritty and want to pretty much kick some ass! So, when I tell you that The Robert Swipe Show is currently lodged at number 19 (NUMBER NINE-TEEN!!!) in the Top Comedy Sites chart (up three places from last week's no. 22 (NUMBER TWENTY-TWO!!), you'll probably already have guessed the drill and be about to click on the Top Comedy Sites logo at the foot of the page to register your vote for your favourite sexy, sassy, satirical blog as I speak.....hey! That IS The Robert Swipe Show, right?? If you have a different favourite sexy, satirical weblog, kindly refrain from voting - this is not a charity, dang it lady!! To sweeten the pill, here's a totally gratuitous picture of Coronation Street star Shobna Gulati to sweeten the pill:
Love on y'all,
NOW STOP OGLING SHOBNA AND GET VOTING, DAMMIT!!!