......the fourth installment in the Harry Starks trilogy.....
....you've read The Long Firm........
.......you've flicked dismissively through He Kills Coppers....
............you're currently using True Crime to prop up a particularly wobbly coffee table in the pokey buy-to-rent studio flat you're sub-letting to a large family of Somalian asylum seekers in exchange for a plentiful supply of hashhish, a Kalashnikov rival and a series of unspecified sexual favours.......
.....NOW READ THE EXPLOSIVE DENOUEMENT IN.......
THE LONG, FIRM BLONDES......
"Don't give me none of that Giddy Stratospheres bollocks, 'arry - Christmas is Cancelled This Year...."
Available NOW in all good book stores......
.........and WH Smiths
Love on y'all,
Bob
© 2006 Swipe Enterprises
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