Butt out Marion - mine's bigger than yours!!!

...I'm talking about the stuffed swan I sent to my current love interest, Dita von Teese, of course!!




Yeah, apparently milk-sop Marion Mason




sent her one and it really went down well. But heck, I'm not too worried - I don't think he's gonna be able to compete with a seven foot stuffed swan called Steve - especially when he finds out that the bird used to have a scene with Kate Bush! Beat that Mason!!



She will soon be mine, mine, all mine!!! (So long as I can find a jiffy bag big enough to take seven foot swan packed with sage and onion!)




Love on y'all,


Bob